He showed us what was on his fork, triumphantly, as if he had made it or given birth to food. I have no idea what this is!, he told us. What is this? He made us taste it from his fork, reloading as needed, and guess what it might be. We didn’t refuse. It was something to do. Sweet and salty was my guess, and crispy and beige. Sugar, said my wife. Sugar and fat and nothing, just fried sweet fat. The other wife said Animal. She spoke with her head tilted back and her eyes closed, the better to concentrate, and formed her words around what was in her mouth. Cheap frozen animal and fryer fat and sugar. She was nearly indistinguishable from my wife, though we wouldn’t have said so when we met on a cruise in our youth. A teenager would have thought they were twins. Try mine, I said, presenting her with a forkful, but the game was over and anyway it didn’t matter what we ate. He doesn’t know what I do and after all these years I couldn’t ask him either, or her. He knows that I buy; I know that he sells. What have you got for me?, I always ask him. Whatever you need, he answers. Then we hug and sit down and order something. I followed his wife to the buffet where labels identified the food, often convincingly. I touched her ass and lingered there feeling her shape while I spooned a red item from a warming tray and some for her. We talked of nothing and filled our plates, then I let her lead the way to the table so I could watch. Which one is our waitress? he asked my wife. Damned if I can tell the difference.
Copyright © May 23, 2008 David Hodges
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